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Proceed at your own risk. This humor collection is almost entirely Technical in nature.
To enter you should have an understanding of the following: the Von Neumann Architecture of computers, computer Operating Systems,
what Turing Completeness means, knowledge of Several Programming languages, how Binary, Hexidecimal and Decimal formats are stored in computers,
basic Chip technology, common Network Protocols, Web Programming; HTML 5, CSS and javascript, both LAMP and MEAN web designs.
Familiarity with different databases, Cloud Technology, and some smattering of AI. Click Caution sign again to Acknowledge

Humor

Regular Expressions (Regex)
"Some people, when confronted with a problem, think 'I know, I'll use regular expressions.'
Now they have two problems".
Programmer Jamie Zawinski (or "jwz") made this saying famous in 1997, and it has become a classic piece of programmer humor.
Perl combines all the worst aspects of C and Lisp: a billion different sublanguages in one monolithic executable.

Barbara's Rhubarb Bar, abacadbara

A Tale of Two Brains - Men's Brain Women's Brain Mark Gungor

Philomena Cunk, actrss Diane Morgan, Google Philamonea Cunk for her improbable interviews

Hot Fuzz (4/10) Movie CLIP - Sea Mine (2007) old farmer, impossible to understand, with a barn full of guns

How To Get What You Want From Your Parents

IT Crowd, Windows OS Vista The Bomb disposal robot

Crunchy Mom Alexa and Siri

Cards that are definetly not Hallmark

xkcd webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language. xkcd explained

Millenial Job Interview with Amy

Monty Python: Oscar Wilde, GB Shaw, Prince Edward

TAXI Louie Bumps into an Old Lady

Blonde locks herself in her own car, door alarm sounds Blonde Star

Javascript: Hell's Official Programming Language

He was so deaf he couldn't hear his inner voice.

Ralph, the support dog

Want to have some fun?
Ask your AI to code the Game of Life in Haskell (Remember to add "think hard")
Tell your AI, "go back in time three seconds"
Ask Alexa what she thinks of Siri, then ask Siri what she thinks of Alexa.

Cheech and Chong Funniest clean joke

How English sounds to non-English speakers
skwerl by Brian and Karl

Pixar snowman in snowglobe Knick Knack 1989

Steve Martin SNL skit Common Knowledge
with Steve Martin as the host Questions are selected by educators from Princeton University
Answers are selected by determined by a nationwide survey of 17 yr old Hight School Seniors

OMG is someone really throwing that out?

Women sharing their DNA test results

Amy Schumer The Reason for the Universe

Herding cats on YouTube

There is no "Try" there is only "Hadoop"

in every relationship there is one person who stacks the dishwasher like a Scandinavian architect,
and one who stacks it like a racoon on crystal meth.

Sarcasmaholics Anonymous           Get the Tee-Shirt

sample of Worst User Interface Designs on Instagram

Download the Entire Internet to your computer!!!

Links to the end of the Internet     Learn More       Congratulations!       Offline         from December 19th, 1998 this is a personal political site

Death Star SQL: select * from *;        Author: August 5, 2015 Chris Wolfe

How to be part of a British Knitting Group

Books

The Answer to every programming question ever conceived      Programming Concepts       Writing Documentation

Hours of coding can save minutes of planning.

B.C. (Before Chrome) Chrome web browser was released Dec 11, 2008

Common Disorders and Diseases suffered by Programmers

RFC 1 April 7, 1969 Steve Crocker

Tech Support dialogues

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